Monday, May 31, 2010

Lateral Thinking.... Try If you can

This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking.


Think like a wizard . . ..





man
Q1. ---------
board









Ans. = man overboard






Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.









stand
Q2. ------------
i
















Ans. = I understand










OK . . .




Got the drift ?








Let's try a few now and see

how you fare ?







Q3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/ g/













Ans. = reading between the lines










Q4. r
road
a

d










Ans. = cross road









Not having a good day now, are you ?


Redeem yourself.











Q5. cycle
cycle
cycle














Ans. = tricycle









Not easy to figure out hey!













0
Q6.. ---------
M.D.
Ph.D.















Ans. = two degrees below zero










C'mon give it a little thought! !











knee
Q7. ------------
light















Ans. = neon light














U can prove u r smart by getting this one.








ground
Q8. ------------ ---
feet feet feet feet feet feet


















Ans. = six feet underground










Oh no, not again ! !













Q9. he's X himself














Ans. = he's by himself










Now u messing up big time.











Q10. ecnalg














Ans. = backward glance









Not even close! !











Q11. death ..... life















Ans. = life after death









Okay last chance ............ ......




Q12. THINK















Ans. = think big ! !











And the last one is real fundoo - - -






Q13.







ababaaabbbbaaaabbbb ababaabbaaabbbb. ..











Ans. = long time no 'C'

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Mera Bharat Mahaan

"Mera Bharat Mahaan"

We live in a nation

  • Where Pizza reaches home faster than Ambulance & police,
  • Where you get car loan @ 5% and education loan @ 12%,
  • Where rice is Rs 40/- per kg but sim card is free,
  • Where a millionaire can buy a cricket team instead of donating the money to any charity,
  • Where the footwear, we wear, are sold in AC showrooms, but vegetables, that we eat, are sold on the footpath,
  • Where everybody wants to be famous but nobody wants to follow the path to be famous,
  • Where we make lemon juices with artificial flavours and dish wash liquids with real lemon.
  • Where people are standing at tea stalls reading an article about child labor from a newspaper and say, yaar bachhonse kaam karvane wale ko to phansi par chadha dena chahiye" and then they shout "Oye chhotu 2 chaii laao....."
yeh hai hamara BHARAT